Friday, August 26, 2011

Been awhile, crocodile....

Recipient: Anyone with too much time on their hands.
Occasion: I am one of those people.

There once was happy young mom
who thought that her kids were "da bomb"
her thoughts soon were changed
as they acted deranged
and incapable of being calm.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Limerick #3: Allie

Recipient: Me/Subject: Allison
Occasion: The need to vent after my daughter's epic meltdown at KMart this afternoon.

Allison loves acting shitty
Which is why I am writing this ditty
To vent all my madness
at her grumpy badness
and keep me from getting too "hitty".