Limerick #2: Travis

Recipient: Travis (friend's husband who teased me)

Occasion: Payback

There once was a goober named Trav.

A sweet, gorgeous wife he did have.

But all of her besties

Kicked him in the testes,

And now he's out looking for salve.

Limerick #1: Annie

Recipient: Annie

Occasion: Congrats on the Weight Loss!

There once was a hottie named Annie
Who disliked the shape of her fanny
She ran and she trained until nothing remained,
And now she says, "Gee! I'm uncanny!"

Singing Telegrams? C'mon; you can do better than that!!

How about sending a personalized limerick via e-mail? Just supply us with a few details about your Limerigram recipient, as well as an intended tone (Romantic? Congratulatory? Scathingly vicious? Super-dirty?).

We can do it all,

plus, make it rhyme;

in five metered verses

in 5 minutes' time.

Well, if it were a true limerick, it would have a different rhyme scheme, and depending on the recipient's name or if you're going to be the jerk that tries to make me rhyme something with "orange", it might take a few more than five minutes, but, still; see how I did that?