Singing Telegrams? C'mon; you can do better than that!!

How about sending a personalized limerick via e-mail? Just supply us with a few details about your Limerigram recipient, as well as an intended tone (Romantic? Congratulatory? Scathingly vicious? Super-dirty?).

We can do it all,

plus, make it rhyme;

in five metered verses

in 5 minutes' time.

Well, if it were a true limerick, it would have a different rhyme scheme, and depending on the recipient's name or if you're going to be the jerk that tries to make me rhyme something with "orange", it might take a few more than five minutes, but, still; see how I did that?