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Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Limerick #2: Travis
Recipient: Travis (friend's husband who teased me)
Robin's rhymes all look good when on paper But who's going to step in and save her When she kicked me in the testes Things started to get messy She should be fear'n the man livin' in Draper
I'm sorry, my now de-balled friend, for giving you no time to mend From the kick to your junk That made you all pain-drunk; I'll be sure not to make it a trend.
Robin's rhymes all look good when on paper
ReplyDeleteBut who's going to step in and save her
When she kicked me in the testes
Things started to get messy
She should be fear'n the man livin' in Draper
I'm sorry, my now de-balled friend,
ReplyDeletefor giving you no time to mend
From the kick to your junk
That made you all pain-drunk;
I'll be sure not to make it a trend.